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The Twelve Post-Christmas Mishaps!

Okay, everybody, time for a sing-along!

The first post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

A malfunctioning flow hood.

The second post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The third post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The fourth post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The fifth post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The sixth post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Six broken pipettes
FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The seventh post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Seven contaminations
Six broken pipettes
FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The eighth post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Eight power surges
Seven contaminations
Six broken pipettes
FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The ninth post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Nine expired reagents
Eight power surges
Seven contaminations
Six broken pipettes
FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The tenth post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Ten missing buffers
Nine expired reagents
Eight power surges
Seven contaminations
Six broken pipettes
FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The eleventh post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Eleven fire hazards
Ten missing buffers
Nine expired reagents
Eight power surges
Seven contaminations
Six broken pipettes
FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

The twelfth post-Christmas mishap that I had to fix...

Twelve forms to fill out
Eleven fire hazards
Ten missing buffers
Nine expired reagents
Eight power surges
Seven contaminations
Six broken pipettes
FIVE BAD CELL FLASKS
Four dead rats
Three clogged sinks
Two filthy rooms
And a malfunctioning flow hood.

Merry Christmas, everybody!